1. Ask them if they want to buy an anti-avril shirt from you.

3.Talk madly about people that love skater boys in front of them.

4. Wear an anti avril shirt with a tie and ask them if your tie is straight.

5. Ask them if they like avril. When they say yes, say, "So I guess you like to show your butt crack like her, too?"

6. Talk to them about why avril is so bad, and when they finally say, "you don't even know her!" you can say, "you don't know her either!!" (or you can say "and you do?")

7. Ask them why they like avril. if they say they like her because she is a complete punk, say, "since when do complete punks wear pink ties and ruffly shirts?"

8. Ask them why they like avril, listen to their answer, and then calmly tell them why they're wrong. If they start to protest, say, "who are you? get away from me!" if they keep on going and happen to brush your arm or back or something, yell out loud "RAPE!! RAPE!! RAPE!!"